April Fools…
Attention Poolesville High School, we have important news regarding the building’s construction. Next week, Poolesville will be blown to smithereens to accelerate the demolition process. Do not come to school for the rest of the year, as there will be no school left. There will be no grades as well, so don’t do any of your homework. The remaining site will be replaced with a Wawa. Enjoy your last week at Poolesville, and fly high Falcons!*
*Disclaimer: this is a humorous piece to commemorate April Fools’ day. School construction will remain normal.
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